Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
you traded sex for a burrito?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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