too bad you live with your parents still
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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