you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
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I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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