Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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