found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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