If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
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Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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