is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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