Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
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I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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