physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
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She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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