I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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