so that wasnt chicken after all
I'm jealous of your bromance
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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