i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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