I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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