absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
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Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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