No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
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One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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