Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Randomize