Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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