tell your sister to shave her snatch
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
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until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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