im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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