...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
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New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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