Welp...herpes.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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