Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
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You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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