Fuck appropriateness.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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