So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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