Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
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Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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