He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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