Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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