How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
did i walk over a car last night?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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