Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
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I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
We are all done wearing pants today
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I currently don't understand fingers.
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