Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
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Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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