he laminated a picture of his dick.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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