woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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