Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
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Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
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I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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