I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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