Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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