my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
