i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
