i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
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