your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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