i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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