She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize
