it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
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three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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