We're like a lot better than the average bears
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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