He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
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I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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