Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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