I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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