On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i barfeds in our rink
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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