So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
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the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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