Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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