But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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