This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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