you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
they're like a gay fantastic four
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You need a sexual gate keeper
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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