careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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