I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Randomize
