I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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