hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
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The entire state will know me by my boobs.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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