whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
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i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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