I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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